Tuesday, August 17

Chris Mann was never my Boyfriend

Once upon a time I went to a youth group in Wichita. This group was filled with kids from all the different high schools, and I'll be the first to admit I showed some partiality towards the boys from Southeast. They just seemed... so dangerous. You know, because they went to an inner-city school. (Ironic, no?) Also, I'm kidding about them being dangerous. But I was fairly terrified every time I went to one of their school dances.

Well back in high school, I made a terrible mistake that I regret to this very day--I never dated Chris Mann. This could have been because he was a waiter at Macaroni Grill and I didn't want to sully my lovely relationship with their establishment. Or it could be because he didn't know who I was. I didn't realize my mistake in not dating him until several months ago when I realized he was semi-famous. I tried and failed to stalk him at Blogher. It made me a little sad.

Chris works for GLEE, I'm still not sure what he does, but he does it, and I love GLEE.

He sang on an OfficeMax commerical that will tug on your heartstrings. This is why my baby will never go to school.

And he made a music video remake of a George Michael song (that will remain unnamed due to Google search) that is borderline inapprorpriate to post on the blog, since this particular blog is rated PG-10.

But I'm going to post it anyway. He's cute and you'll probably like it. Maybe don't watch it with your grandma in the room?

You're welcome! (And hey Chris! Do you remember me yet?)


  1. So...I totally went to middle school with him! (I was bused into the SE system for that darn gifted program.) And no, did not date him, either. Bummer.

    Also - if you think kids at SE are dangerous, you can't imagine what it was like at South! :)

  2. you are a nerd. and i love it.

  3. I knew Chris too! I used to do community theater musicals in Wichita and so did he! :) I love love love that he works on Glee. Brilliant.

    Also, I hear you on SE High School. For a Maize girl like me, it felt pretty rough and tumble every time I went for a game. haha

  4. ya'll are all just making this stuff up. haha.


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